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50 GODINA DJETINJSTVA
About the book 50 GODINA DJETINJSTVA
Moja budućnost počela je odmah nakon Velikog praska - u Svemiru dakako. U dalekoj Pretpovijesti. U trenutku kad sam čvrsto i samoneuvjereno odlučio da se ne želim roditi.
Odmah mi je to uspjelo. Pustio sam svoju budućnost da se kotrlja i valja kroz stoljeća i prohujalo vrijeme, s kim god hoće.
To joj se svidjelo. Učinila je sve i sa svima da stvori moj uspješni Neživot. A kad je stvoren, pustila ga je samog i bez sebe, budućnosti, dalje.
Moj uspješni Neživot, mlad i bezobrazan, šuljao se kroz pećine Altamire, grebao zidove kule Babilonske, verao na kose plohe Keopsove piramide. Što je još usput radio, ne smijem ni misliti.
Protutnjao je on tako i kroz Rimsko carstvo, Srednji vijek, sve do parnog stroja. Tu se malo zadihao i šuštao. Počeo je stenjati i kašljucati. Glumiti lokomotivu.
Prenemagao se - hoće, neće. Izazivao me. Pa onda šeretski pojurio dalje.
No, na Svijet nije mislio svraćati. Ni po cigarete. Ni po mene...