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About the book VARAJ ME NJEŽNO
Pazio sam da ne pijem, dragi građani, pa sam krenuo s duplim Smirnoffom. Večer je bila razdragana i samo sam mogao naslućivati što donosi nova sezona, pa sam popio još jedan dupli Smirnoff. Onda je došao Dražen Kokanović, pa me častio s još jednim duplim Smirnoffom, pa sam sreo Marinu Perazić, pa sam popio još jedan dupli Smirnoff, onda mi je nešto objašnjavao Robert Perišić, ništa nisam razumio, ali popio sam i s njim još jedan dupli Smirnoff, a kad su se pojavili Čadež i Čuveljak bilo mi je već svega dosta.
Stoga iskreno molim, dragi građani, da mi oprostite što u četiri ujutro, pijan, dakle, a ne trijezan, pišem ovo ozbiljno štivo, a ono je nabijeno patosom i toplinom, bez mudrosnica i jasnih zaključaka.
Zao mi je što sam se toliko napio i što nema ovaj put baš neke govorancije o seksu. Napominjem, ipak, da sam bio na važnom mjestu za naš gradski stil života i umiranja, pa sljedeći put kada se tamo nađem, a i drugdje, dakako, častit ću vas vrućim scenama. Pusa.